Finding Myself OMG: A Bullshit Quest

Well, where do I start? I'm struggling, I suppose, to find out who I am outside of who my parents want me to be, who my friends want me to be, or who my own perfectionist tendencies (totally personified) want me to be. I don't know if this blog will really document my progress in, ahem, coming of age, or if it will just basically be a place for me to vent and blab about nothing. We shall see.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Because lists are fun...

It's quite possible that I am more than tipsy right now. But, anyway, while I'm inebriated I thought I'd make a list.

Why My Life/I Suck(s):
  1. My dad died a month ago on Monday.
  2. In spite of my best efforts, I am a bitch about 50% of the time.
  3. I am now, apparently, the type of girl who gets drunk and makes friendship-destroying comments after 2 and 1/2 glasses of wine.
  4. Even though I'm "smart" my current academic standing is bleak, and I really feel no driving urge to change it.
  5. I'm 21-years-old, I'm a virgin, and I've never been in love.
  6. My dog is cooler than I am.
  7. I don't have a job, at least not one that pays me.
  8. If I could get my hands on some pot, I would smoke it in a heartbeat.
  9. I am "all right looking."
  10. Did I mention my Daddy just died and I fucking miss him?

Uh-huh. Passing out now.



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