Finding Myself OMG: A Bullshit Quest

Well, where do I start? I'm struggling, I suppose, to find out who I am outside of who my parents want me to be, who my friends want me to be, or who my own perfectionist tendencies (totally personified) want me to be. I don't know if this blog will really document my progress in, ahem, coming of age, or if it will just basically be a place for me to vent and blab about nothing. We shall see.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Encyclopedia Magenta: Spam Poetry Vol. 3

Note: It's been a while since I did this, so the spam had positively become legion in my spam box. Anyway, yes, for your reading, um, pleasure, I present another installment of spam poetry. All spelling and grammar has been left intact. Previous spam poems can be found here and here.


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Order status, navy green
Wanna have a body like Cindy Crawford?
hi, olive gum
You have to decide
Diaper Survey
Coke vs. Pepsie WE NEED YOU TO DECIDE!
Cash, sheep bur
Chocolate!... Chocolate!... Chocolate!...
Cash, fire engine
Your cash, Non-chinese
Your health, momentum pump
Are you drowing in debt?
Amazing stuff, evenging lychnis
Mad bonuses!
Amazing stuff, sphere geometry
pay-day advance no credit check
Meet Singles In Their Prime
Wow check out this huge enlargement patch sale!
manor delay
this going to expload
Hi, pampas cat
Hi, nosegay tree
Hi, nine-tailed
Ave !
Huge jackpot!
Your cash, modern-looking
Your money, now-neglected
Cash, dock rent
Your future, pavilion hospital
Show Off your Love
test oaqu
Need some cash, just refinnance... square-marked
Do you want to do something useful in your life?
A rewarding career as a chef, caterer, baker, or pastry chef can be yours
This is most modern and safe way not to cover with shame
Hola
unfair
Order status, one-handed
American Residents
FAMILY ASSISTANCE
Your future, nothing off
narrator blimp
Cash out, box crab
Your money, passion-winged
Instead of having just one huge belly you have three of them?
Whats up
encylocpedia magenta
woe
Sleep we Love
Your health, narrow-mindedness
Poker, roulette, blackjack, etc.
Hi, Navy list
siphon
Fix your eyesight forever
Your health, oppossum mouse
We never get together anymore...
Your future, ox fence
ogre
everybody wins!
singularly
Win a Back Yard Makeover
Cash out, spring-blossoming
fright titillate
defector inland
We bring Vegas to you!
lol
Penis Enlarge Patch can enlarge your dick so much
single-handedly
paint-mixing
letsleave alone
Your cash, paraffin scale
Your health, night steed
Order status, mis-rely
Penis Enlage Patch can make your dick bigger than the Eiffel Tower
arise wreckage
sexy baby and bad erection?
Are you stressed? Unhappy? or Nervous?
Over paying, just refinnance, Un-romanized
propose ready
Refinnance your loan, pin-eyed
Cash out, motley-minded
Your health, Pan-germany
Order status, Millstone grit
Over paying, just refinnance, trench cart
If you want your dick to be bigger than you, try Penis Enlarge Patch.
mollify
Refinnance your loan, green-barked
Cash out, twice-undone
unawares scuffle
Re: Hi... foreign-bred
There's online dating and there's this
wafer torpedo
Amaze her vagina with your huge cock from Penis Enlarge Patch.
For your wife's b-day you want to make a sperm firework for her?
kill
call tablet
describe
predominate
confront
Attract he with the smell of Ultra Allure Pheromones and then she will
Are you ashamed to visit swimming pools because of your small penis?
Love is Waiting here for you
dramatization med
Serious Joke
Your family., unself-reflecting
hoax
travesty shoo-in
Milky Way adulteration
Independence Day
Re: Your wealth., leg art
Re: Your future., voice glide
utterly melon
prolonged additive
psychoanalyze unconditionally
Re: Your wealth., capillary water
insensitively




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